aviators

The most badass sunglasses money can buy. Guaranteed to piss of hippies and liberal pussies because of their military/cop heritage. Best worn at house parties late-night after consuming massive amounts of alcohol and feeling the "need for speed"... but also important at the beach the next day when trying to keep the sun off your aching head.
Oh, and chicks dig 'em.

Let's rock the aviators.
We're goin' aviator-mode.

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aviate

Often used by pilots to as a synonym for 'flight'.

1) Let's go aviate in my new Piper Cherokee!

2) Today's weather ain't that good for aviating.

aviator

A dashing and heroic personage! See pilot. A member of the elite company of the human race that can actually slip the surly bonds of Earth. They can fly, too.

Old fashioned aviators wear leather helmets and flight jackets and silk scarves and goggles. New fashioned ones fly Beechcraft Bonanzas while sipping cappuccino. Both are just a leetle bit cooler than the average groundling.

Pulling out of the loop, the aviator sent her biplane into a death defying spin and landed perfectly in front of the crowd at the airshow.

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aviators

A very chill form of sunglasses popularized not so much by "vietnam-era helicoptor pilots" but by 70's stoners and modern stoner movies like "Dazed and Confused" and "Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas". The reason these glasses are so popular with stoners is that they are usually mirrored and cover your whole eye so that nobody can see your blood-shot eyes.

Oh shit, the fuzz, I've got to find my aviators stat.

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Aviators

Term for a type of sunglasses popularized by Vietnam-era helicopter pilots. However, in modern day, Aviators are usually only worn after consuming an immense ammount of alcohol and entering into "Tucker Max" stage of innebreation.

I was fucking blasted off of Red Bull and Vodka last night. Then I put my Aviators on and started working game with the ladies.

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aviator

When a man lays his penis vertically in the crack of a woman's buttocks, resembling a hotdog in a bun. Often used to instigate sexual activity while in bed.

"This morning was awesome. I gave Suzan the aviator and before I knew it we were goin wild"

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Aviatored

When someone, generally a male, falls for a female who is wearing giant glasses to cover her face, then later finds out she looks like a pig who just got done eating its own shit.

Damn, I thought that girl was fine as HELL, but she took off her glasses and I puked a little. I got aviatored.

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