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The Ditt Axiom states that if you have ANY suspicion that a guy is gay, he is in fact gay.
"Hey, Johnny over there is always wearing skinny jeans and is really organized. I wonder if he is gay." According to the Ditt Axiom, he is.
The statement that "people who don't actually use a password regularly should not be able to pick said password".
The assumption being that one would pick a password at random... or worse, from some "hip" list of l337 phrases because they want to seem relevant. Typically this is also done without consideration for being able to reproduce the password later on.
IT Employee: "What password should we use for our Cisco Routers?"
Marketing Employee: "How about 'brokDedz0r*' ?"
IT Employee: "Sorry, we'd be breaking the Warner axiom by letting you pick. What the hell does that even mean, anyway?"
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The best axiom in all of mathematics. The Axiom states: The infinite Cartesian Product of non empty sets is non-empty.
I used the Axiom of Choice to Prove the Banach-Tarski Paradox last night.
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Trevors Axiom is a conclusion of the Theory of trolling, describing the social and societal consequences of a successfully fed Troll.
As other people notice the Troll and take sides, they further draw unrelated people into the conflict who themselves draw further people into it and so forth, thereby exponetially enlargening the conflict.
This exponential groth can be described analogously by the Barabási-Albert model with k0=m and a=1
While also true in general social interactions, the intermet, through it's great reach and speed, enhances the effect exponentially.
Trevors Axiom is a well known equation in online trolling. It's a way in which one person can create a massive reaction on the internet:
Person A trolls Person B with the goal of provoking a reaction from a third party, Person C. The intention being Person C's gross overreaction and self righteousness to the trolling of Person B, eliciting further reactions from persons D through F who are not trolls but cannot help themselves from ripping on Person C. Their reactions lead to outrage from persons G through N and it keeps going, creating massive amounts of hate and conflict, thus causing a Hydrogenbomb-like chain reaction leading to an explosion that brings out the worst in humanity.
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The universal law which defines the precise placement of notes and noises in a purposeful and musical way by creator German Fafian
Kaos Axiom Progressive Rock
Kaos Axiom Electronic Music
When an entity (person) desires to express numbed excitement or affection towards a word, they may append a few letters to the end of the word corresponding to the beginning of the reverse spelling of the original word.
Sometimes the last letter is repeated, usually when appended to animal names.
"Do you like Doggos?"
"Saying 'dog' is enough, why would you even? Tipp's Axiom is stupid, just stop"
"But i like Doggos"
"Whatever i like kittis"
"Well you dumbmu"
"Wtft"
"Lolol"
"Ok this is getting ridiculous please leave"
"ridiculousSOULuci"
"oh god what have i done"
The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.
Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.