Plays Ryan the Temp on NBC's The Office.
Does the best Stand Up.
I so want him.
59π 24π
A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.
"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."
61π 26π
A name to use when prank calling a chinese store.
also xcepteble I.C. Wiener , Ben Dover ,
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A god damn brick wall of a man who gives no shits about the odds. He fucking hates Nazis and kicks their shit so far it goes through their mouth, thatβs if it isnβt already full of lead and bullet holes, I mean come on now, mans fucking killed Hitler and cheated death. Can most likely face off Doomguy in a 1v1
Holy shit, Itβs B.J Blazkowicz
B.J Blazkowicz hates Nazis
He acts like B.J Blazkowicz
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