BMW driver

A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.

*CAR HORN* Man what a BMW driver.

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bmw driver syndrome

When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.

Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!

Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.

Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!

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Bmw driver

People that are crazy on the road and daddy is rich

Passenger: USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS
Bmw driver: what are turn signals