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Usually a cute girl whose cuteness is overlooked due to her tendency to be extremely whiny and/or needy. When she isn't acting like her usual big fucking baby self, she comes across as very sophisticated - because she is. She is also of abnormally high intelligence...
she just tends to be so damn annoying sometimes!
Sometimes shortened to BFB
Big Fucking Baby: I don't know if I want to go to this party tonight because Im so tired and I just dont feel good... it's cold outside anyways and I think it's going to storm later and so I think I should just stay in tonight. I'm really hungry... Feed me!
Friend of the BFB: Oh my god, shut up, you're such a big fucking baby
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Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.
Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby
Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!
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When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.
nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.
Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
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What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom
She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
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When two small children that are going through puberty decide to fuck.
When watching a ROM COM and one of the kids says I could go for a baby fuck right now.
A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.
Synonyms: affair child, love child
"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."