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"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"
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Where a childless couple goes to a business and is shown photos of men and women and the couple picks out the baby to be's parents. Then the man and woman they picked out get together and have sex till the woman gets pregnant. then when the baby is born it is sold to the childless couple.
John is working in a baby making business.
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Musical tones played before and sometimes during conception that sets the "mood" for either the guy or girl.
"Let's Get It On" by Barry White
"Smack That" by Akon
"Shaft" by Isaac Hayes
Quote:
"Turk and Carla required baby making music because they were unable to make a child in the first few months."
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Farrah Abraham Teen Mom MTV Babies Making Babies
Dumb Boy: Hey Karoline, I've Been Having A Problem With My Penis..
DumberGirl: What Kind Of Problem? Carlos?
Boy: I Randomly Get Penis Aches. (takes a puff of his inhaler)
Girl: Maybe I can help. I give great massages and in return you can do me a favor...
Boy: Ok, what can I help you with?
Girl: Some one asked me if my cherry was popped, but I didn't even know I had a cherry, can you help me find it?
(pop pop) cherry popped= 9 months later baby is born... Watch Teen Mom To Find Out What Happens Next
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wow, dat gurl got some big baby making hipsssss
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(abbreviated as BMM) Music that gets you in the mood for sexy time. There is no defining characteristic of BMM, it is completely subjective and dependant on each person's musical preferences.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so weird, he gets turned on whenever Britney Spears starts playing haha
Girl 2: Easy for you to say, my boyfriend gets mad hard whenever I play the soviet union national anthem. He says it is his preferred Baby Making Music.
Girl 1: I hate it here.
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The act of contributing to overpopulation
Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.
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