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like a sideburn but on the back of your head. They tend to be found on the back of your neck.
girl: woah check out that guy's massive backburns!
girl 2: yeah that's awesome
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like a sideburn but on the back of your head. They tend to be found on the back of your neck.
girl: woah check out that guy's massive backburns!
girl 2: yeah that's awesome
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The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.
Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
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Minutes before sex, eat some Exlax, bran, and drink Mountain Dew. Shortley thereafter, when you are buttblasting some trim (or other dude, I guess, if you are a homo - no offense), you pull out quickly. You then blow monkey-style butt mud on your lady. After she shits herself (literally), you make up a vague excuse that you are a network rendering guy, and it just happened - your bad.
Gary, I gave that piece of trim a Boston Backburner last night. She shit, and I am not getting ass tonight. Oh well, I have a bunch of rendering work to do.
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Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.
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A Backburner is someone you'd wait for, your favorite someone, but they'd leave you for their "someone else" without hesitation, they'd use you as a move on material, if they did that then YOUR their backburner. You basically settled for being their backburner without knowing.
"when will you choose me?"
"never, because im waiting for someone else, your my backburner."