badges

Badges?

We don't need no stinking badges!

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Badge

A cop dildo.

Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.

Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!

Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.

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Badge

A festively plump Italian boy

Dan, you're fat, WHY???

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badged

to remove a badge or badges from an unexpecting car for enjoyment or revenge.
More likly to occur to expensice cars like beemers or mercs

Mother F*****! some one badged my car

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Badges

Something Mexican Bandits with awesome sombreros don't need.

Badges? What badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't need to show you any stinking badges!

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Badged

To be attacked while in the hospital on mobsters with a police badge do damage while in recovery

To be badged:
"Flashing your police badge, you easily gain access to the hospital ward where Unreal Outlaws lies in recovery.You punched Unreal Outlaws in the face, dealing 3 damage.
Your target's whimpering brings in the hospital staff. Flashing your badge, you quickly slip away while the doctors puzzle over your target's new bruises."

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badge

Contrary to some beliefs, badge is not a secondary word for Vagina, but instead, the anus. It's shortened from 'rusty sheriffs badge'.

'Oi, John, check out the badge on that. Badge, John, Badge'

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