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A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.
kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
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This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho
"Bagel."
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The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.
Bagels; A short story.
I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels
whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels
-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2
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A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.
“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”
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Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.
Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.
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