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Bagel

A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.

kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!

by alumsquad August 29, 2011

69πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho

"Bagel."

by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.

Bagels; A short story.

I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels

whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels

-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2

by CharlesJJJ November 4, 2016

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.

β€œAll your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”

by Little Blacky June 9, 2018

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.

Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.

by Jinxii February 27, 2011

28πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

A woman with an extremely worn, stretched out vagina.

Ari's mom is such a bagel.

by Pete Best October 1, 2005

93πŸ‘ 156πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

A bagel: butthole bread

You're such a bagel πŸ™„

by Elzzbelzz March 29, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž