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balcony

A place filled with stupid, irrational, or mentally challenged people.

To stick out like a balcony means to be mentally challenged (from Italian).

My place is now a complete balcony since these guys moved in.

Are you on the balcony again?

by UrbanCulture July 17, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


balcony kids

Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.

"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."

"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"

by chochelle November 21, 2017

79๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


A full balcony

A woman with ample breasts. Does not imply overly large, or surgically altered breasts, but a proportionately healthy woman who's well equipped for living.

Jane's full balcony made her t-shirt look just right. Laura's plastic surgeon gave her a full balcony: attractive home improvements just after the divorce.

by NewHavenFunnyGuy2 September 27, 2010

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full balcony

Very large endowment of the chest.

Here's to breast augmentation surgery, and the full balcony that I got from it!

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 12, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


House Balcony

House Balcony is a Religious cult in which one feeds and preys to the all mighty seagulls. They Partake in such activities as drinking Aqua Splashes and Climbing over tables, Throwing food and being generally impolite. Smithy, who is one of the main men in House Balcony is a Anti-Semitic and should be Burned

Angela:"House Balcony are the detriment to Abraham Darby"
Fred"LONG LIVE HOUSE BALCONY"

by Luigi3106 November 29, 2018


balcony bingo

A form of gay cruising that takes place in gay hotels or resorts where guests go from room to room to find someone who wants to party, i.e. have sex. It may be a purely voyeuristic activity too.

"They say they are a reputable place but I know there's lots of balcony bingo going on."

by Silvio Santos September 2, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Balcony boys

Men (boys) who define themselves through the impressiveness of their balcony. Often use the line "you should come and see my balcony" when chatting up girls. Their main photo on tinder will always feature the balcony.

No I'm not interested, they're total balcony boys

by Jjrh January 21, 2019