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Bald Martin

The GNOAT (the greatest nonce of all time) Also a synonym for god and Morgan Hudson’s dad

Bald Martin and Stephen Tries like little kiddies

by AdamJohnson123 November 10, 2019

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bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019

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bald martin

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019

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Bald martin

Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god

Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

by Fricking dumbass February 25, 2020

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Bald martin

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.

Bald Martin is our saviour

by Rain Katie December 7, 2019

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BALD MARTIN

Very bald and is a solid bloke so don’t mess with

What’s for dinner BALD MARTIN

BEANZ AND BURGERS

by JaMeSsPlIfF November 12, 2019

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Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and kiera

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and keria

by Chinооk March 11, 2019