The GNOAT (the greatest nonce of all time) Also a synonym for god and Morgan Hudson’s dad
Bald Martin and Stephen Tries like little kiddies
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A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power
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The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!
Jesus: Gee thanks
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Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
Bald martin
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.
Bald Martin is our saviour
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Very bald and is a solid bloke so don’t mess with
What’s for dinner BALD MARTIN
BEANZ AND BURGERS
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Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and kiera
Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and keria