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The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.
Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."
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Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)
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The ultimate challenge, doing a super hardcore ironman run without Birding, Allies or Loans.
"Hey, did you see Florryworry's last run?"
"No, was it good?"
"Yeah, he did it no balls, like super hardcore and shit!"
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A phrase added after any adjective to make it stronger.
Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.
The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.
I'm hungry as balls!
Dude, your mom is hot as balls.
I was sick as balls last night.
It's cold as balls out here!
It's cold as balls are not!
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When someone has literal or figurative control of a man through a grip on his testicles (getting his conpliance by squeezing or threatening to squeeze them.
Mike was doing dishes because Ann had him by the balls (literal)
Big business has the world by the balls (figurative)
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A redneck measurement of power. The equation is (Bhp + ft-lbs torque)/22.8.
Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!
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