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A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?
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When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)
My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.
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A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon
PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
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When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.
Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!
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A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch
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slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.
I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.
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