Balthazar the Brilliant

Noun
Pronounced: Bal-Tha-Zar the Bril-iant

There was once a man named Balthazar
He was a tad bizzar
But one day he got out of his car
And showed a kid a lil scar
He got when working out at a bar
He jerked off and shot it far
He burnt down his car and turned it in to char-
MANDER dada d ad ad a d ad a Ii cHAlanG U

Josepha: Bro what the hell that man just tramatised a kid
Boston: Nah man he' just a Balthazar the Brilliant
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