Baltimore Ravens

One of two NFL teams in Maryland. They came to Baltimore from Cleveland in 1996. They won the Super Bowl in their 5th season against the New York Giants. I live near Baltimore, but I like the Washington Redskins better.

The Baltimore Ravens won the Super Bowl 9 years ago today :)

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Baltimore Raven

A game in which a man takes a shit on his girlfriends hand while she falls asleep on the couch in a Ray Lewis jersey, then using a feather he tickles her nose so she smashes the shit in her face, making her resemble and smell like the actual Ray Lewis.

I watched the Baltimore Raven game last night and I swear Ray Lewis was blacker and more shit-smelling than ever.

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