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When a transgender male to female has the full vaginoplasty, the penis is split in half and pushed back inside creating a fully functional and cosmetically accurate vagina. Slang for the operation is the banana split.
She's really pretty. I heard she had the banana split.
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When a woman gets fucked in the ass by a cock (he lifts her by her ass in a reverse cowgirl, usually) and has her pussy eaten by another woman (or man); the side view of of a beautiful woman's face eating that pussy while a cock is sliding out of the same woman's tight asshole.
Watching Ashley beautiful mouth and nose on Sophie's clit as Tom buttfucked Sophie was too much for me to watch, so I joined them in eating that Banana Split!
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It's when a female sucks your dick for a little bit. Then she gets a butcher knife and slices it into two. She then plops ice cream on your cut dick and then she enjoys.
Chris: I got this one Banana Split from this chick and she offered it to people for $6.00
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.
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When A Woman splits her legs apart, while a Frozen banana (can be covered in chocolate for a lubricant) is inserted into her vagina. Her Partner then ejaculates her with the frozen banana. The Banana can (and should) be eaten afterwards for a proper Banana Split!
"Rick gave me the best "banana Split" ever yesterday! He had me squealing like a dog!"
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To spread apart both ass cheeks and fart continuously for an extended amount of time.
I gave my sister a banana split while she was sleeping in bed.
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When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other
"Dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from Cindy in the Janitor's Closet"
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1. A dessert that consists of 3 scoops of ice cream, either vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry in a vertical line. A banana is then put on each side of the scoops. They are then topped with caramel and hot fudge, strawberry pieces, nuts, and sprinkles. After the toppings, comes whipped cream and a cherry on each scoop along with a spoon.
2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.
3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.
1. Guy #1: Dude I love milkshakes! Best Dessert Ever!
Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!
2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!
Kids: *Let go of me!!*
*That's not third base man*
*PENIS!!!*
*And then she said...*
*You should ssooo do that!*
Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!
*Kids shut up in confusion*
3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?
Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!
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