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A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.
"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"
"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb
"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"
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A fruit that Queen wants Kris to get it.
Queen: Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris. GET THE BANANA! KRIS! GET IT! GET IT! GETTHEBANANA! GETTHEBANANA!
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If your banana tastes really good then you describe it as a "banana banana"
It is the way a banana should taste.
example: a banana flavored candy tastes like a banana banana but a regular banana is just a "banana", sooo if you have a banana that tastes really really good it is a "banana banana". noww if you have an even better one then Its "banana banana nana ana"
today i had a "banana banana" it was really good
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A racial slur for an Asian-American. Means yellow on the outside but white on the inside. Looks Asian but fails to embrace Asian culture, traditions, beliefs, and family lineage.
"Look at that Asian guy driving that Ford pickup truck."
"Fucking Banana. Surprised its not a Toyota or Honda."
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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers Wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1, (Is a banana): "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*
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Bob ate the last fucking banana and that was soppost to me mine what the fuck. I hate bob.
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1. a slang word derived from the old saying "bananas" used to describe someone that was crazy. Used now to describe anything in style or cool.
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