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When a guy violently masturbates+beats his cock while screaming, RAHAHAHAHA!!!!.
I was giving myself a barbarian last night when all of a sudden i started bleeding!
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While doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. Afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. You must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.
Bob is so good at the barbarian! He's got 15 pounds of meat this week.
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A guy stuck in the 12th century AD.
The guy talked slow but he wasn't stupid, he was just a barbarian.
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Also known as Beserkers, the Barbarian is a Warrior who uses brute force as a weapon. The Barbarian is by no means at all very intelligent, but it is extremely skilled at killing nonetheless. The Barbarian is best known for his battle rages. As the battle rages on, the Barbarian can let out an earth-shaking roar that allows him to access the hidden strangth within him. Thus, the Barbarian is even more ruthless and more powerful. One interesting thing to note is that no Barbarian has ever surrendered.
The Barbarian struck the man in the stomach with so much force, that his arm penetrated the man's stomach, and came out the other side.
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A certain class of gent who actually prefers the ‘bloody axe wound’ during ‘that time of the month’.
“Damn right I’m going in. I’ve been waiting to go barbarian for fucking weeks now!”
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a general term used for primative individuals who werent up on modern practices, such as not using teeth in oral sex.
Ana was SUCH a barbarian last night. My penis hurts.
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A highly uneducated, incredibly stupid and ignorant individual, they often boast huge muscles because working out is one of the only things they are intellectually capable of doing. They enjoy four things in life and four things only, getting jacked, eating meat, making the lives of civilised intellectuals as difficult and miserable as possible and, of course, having sex with women. It’s a blissfully ignorant way of life, they can be found everywhere in the world, but are most commonly found in rural and remote towns that nobody cares about, thankfully away from the important, civilised big cities, but are a horrible factor for any rare civilised intellectual unfortunate enough to live in a place like that.
She bought some fucking asshole into my house and he DID A SHIT on my bathmat like a FUCKING ANIMAL! There’s really only one word you can use to describe him, he’s a fucking Barbarian!
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