Barker

1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"

3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.

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Barker

A masochistic wankers that prolly gets off to shoving curry up his arse. Loves it when grannies suck his back red.

James Charles is such a barker

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Barker

(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.

(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!

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Barkered

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob

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Barker

A person (usually a woman) who seems to have a lot of positive qualities, but acts completely different with friends or during recreational activities.

Guy 1: Man, Rachel seems so nice, I might take a chance and ask her out.
Guy 2: Don’t do it man, I went to a party she was at last semester, and she hooked up with at least three different guys. She’s a total barker.

Barker

A person who eats an abnormal ammount of food

to do a barker - to eat a hell of alot
barkering - eating an abnormal ammount

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Barker

Lame person that has sex with dogs and plays wow all day.

You damn barker! Stop banging Bailey and leveling your rogue!

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