Barky Bowel

When a violent fart gets stuck half way between your butthole and your stomach causing a never ending array of painful spasms and unsavoury noises.

Jeez shouldn’t have eaten those bran flakes I’ve got a right case of Barky Bowel

Barky Spider

Euphemism for "Fart".

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

Sharp Barky Boi

Term for a dog, usually a large, K-9 type such as Belgian Malinois or German Shepherd.

I tried to run but the Sharp Barky Boi caught up and yeeted me into next week.

Barki

literally means 100

you call someone NOT BARKI if they say some stupid shit

jimmy: dude that test was way too easy
john: dude you aren't barki

Bavo: dude i'm gonna smoke a blunt before class
Haiko : bro you're not barki