Barky Bowel

When a violent fart gets stuck half way between your butthole and your stomach causing a never ending array of painful spasms and unsavoury noises.

Jeez shouldn’t have eaten those bran flakes I’ve got a right case of Barky Bowel

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Barky Spider

Euphemism for "Fart".

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

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Sharp Barky Boi

Term for a dog, usually a large, K-9 type such as Belgian Malinois or German Shepherd.

I tried to run but the Sharp Barky Boi caught up and yeeted me into next week.

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Barki

literally means 100

you call someone NOT BARKI if they say some stupid shit

jimmy: dude that test was way too easy
john: dude you aren't barki

Bavo: dude i'm gonna smoke a blunt before class
Haiko : bro you're not barki