Pie Barm

A pie Slapped on a Barm.

"oi.. james, shall we go the pie shop for a pie barm?"
"yeah... what pie you having?"
"steak and onion"
"nice choice!"
"butter?"
"yeah you can't have a pie barm without butter."

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pasty barm

A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

Barm Cake

A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.

Dont be stupid you barm cake

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barm cake

See Balm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

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Barm Cake

When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake

Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake

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Barm cake

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

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Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

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