the bases

1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex

Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases

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Based

A slang word that used to mean not caring about what other people think, but now pretty much just translates to “good”. Typically used when you agree with something.

I agree, that’s a really based opinion.

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to the base

when a bitch sucks your dick and takes it all in. down to the base.

little kati took cock all the way to the base.

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base

Despite what most people believe, "Base" doesn't refer to any form of Speed or Meth. Base refers to Crack Cocaine, which is the FreeBASE form of Cocaine, hence the name, "Base".

"But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase"

- Wu-Tang Clan - "C.R.E.A.M."

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base

Something all of which are belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

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bases

the fours Fs
1. French
2. Feel
3. Finger
4. Fuck

Last night, my boyfriend and I went to 3rd, we were so close to taking all four!

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Bases

Baseball terms used as sexual metaphors. Most commonly referring to the bases.
1st base= Kissing, french kissing
2nd base= Groping, feeling, fingering
3rd base= Oral sex, 69, handjob, pretty much anything but all-out sex
Home run= Full-on sex, penetration

Many people have different variations for first, second, and third base.

Person 1: Yo, last night I got to 2nd base with your girlfriend!
Person 2: Well I hit a home run with your mom!

Kid: Dad, tell me about the bases!
Dad: Son... stfu

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