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A heterosexual Man who has many female friends but is not in a relationship with any female.
The Simple Concept of "Loved By All, Laid By None".
The Term Baxter can be abolished by the "Baxter" engaging in sexual acts with one of his female friends or finding a long term girlfriend.
"You Are such a Baxter"
"Alright Baxter"
"Loved By All, Laid By None"
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a sexy little man fish
he loves swimming long walks on beaches and to eat gold fish flakes. gets scared when fingers are put into bowl. but if tapping bowl he will come to your finger. he likes listening to music, enjoys laughing, and loves good homes. if you would like to meet him go to a pet store near you.
flakes bowl man sexy fish Baxter
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The type of person that starts off shy at the start of their life, but becomes confident as they grow up. At a certain age they'll see how nihilistic everything is, but this'll only make them stronger!
Baxters are normally very kind and open-minded, but always bring themselves down, even when they're bringing you up. They are the person that says "Why not!" and "An eye for a eye!".
They'll only be affectionate when no one else is looking and even then the might act cold towards their lovers. They are NOT independent and need constant guidance like Blondes do.
They are also sex gods, even if they don't come off as one.
"Yo, that guys a totally Baxter"
"You really think?"
"Yeah, look at how he handles things dude!"
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The guy you love to hate who steals your job, girlfriend or wife.
A trusted friend and companion who steals the show, is your only friend and defends you against bears.
A cat.
(See Evan Baxter, Bruce Almighty).
(See dog, Anchorman).
(See Meow Mix).
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A guy or girl you "settle" for becuase you can't be with the on you really love.
yo I really miss my ex-girlfriend but that baxter over there will do just fine.
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A drunk, high and stupid character who dumps his old friends and gets new ones based on nothing. Gets into drugs and ruins his life.
Hey man! I'm so high!
Don't be a Baxter!
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