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1. n. An individual, typically male, who acts in a crude manner for his own enjoyment.
2. v. Causing discomfort or unease by speaking or acting inappropriately.
1. He's such a Baylor, all he does is whip his balls out and put them on the mashed potatoes.
2. He really Baylored that up, now everyone is leaving the party.
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Named after undergraduate coeds of Baylor University who believe that they can retain their virginity by exclusively having penetrative anal sex rather than vaginal sex, thereby saving themselves for marriage. Similar to the Poophole Loophole.
Sarah wants to save her p-hole virginity for marriage, so she's only letting me get up in those butt-guts. So, she's not like a real virgin, but she is a Baylor Virgin.
A stereotypical female Baylor student. Generally part of a sorority, but not necessarily. A Baylor Bitch is mainly any female (or flamboyant male) who attends Baylor and lives off of Mommy and Daddy's money. Baylor Bitches can be identified by their orange skin, Ugg boots, clumpy, grotesque eyelashes, and blindingly white teeth. Or you can just look for any Lexus car that's been crashed on Baylor campus. Baylor Bitches feed on carrot sticks, cheese cubes, and caramel macchiatos. See also shiny girl.
I could barely find a seat when Legally Blonde II came out, because the theater was full of Baylor Bitches.
"Dude why are your clothes all wet?"
"Because some Baylor Bitch in a Theta shirt spilled her drink on me."
I caught her throwing up her salad because she didn't lock the door, stupid Baylor Bitch.
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1. N. A prestigious joint undergraduate program between Rice University and Baylor Medical School where only 15 incoming freshmen applicants are admitted each year. Undergraduate students admitted usually have an excellent highschool record and are guaranteed admission to Baylor Medical School after their undergraduate studies at Rice if they maintain a stellar record.
2. ADJ. Used to describe someone who is an over-achiever in any and every aspect of life. Used to discribe an action or thing that goes beyond what is neccessary in order to succeed.
3. V. To do something over and beyond the normal or expected in order to succeed or accomplish a task.
4. N. A person who is currently part of the Rice Baylor Program.
1. "Hey Diane, did you check the box to apply for the Rice Baylor Program in your application to Rice?"
2. "Taking your wife to France for her honeymoon and buying her a new summer house is such a rice baylor thing to do."
"Good job on stumping the featured speaker with that rice baylor question of yours."
3. "Wow Diane, way to rice baylor your first semester in college, getting above a 4.0 AND scoring an awesome new boyfriend."
"Holy crap Diane, way to rice baylor your way to 3rd job in 2 weeks." (MapleStory Players Only)
4.
Person1: "Why is Diane so good at everything? She makes me feel so inadiquate."
Person2: "It's okay, don't feel bad. She's Rice Baylor."
Person1: "OOOOhhhh, no wonder."
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- Home of the bears (Lady and Joy)
- Oldest university of Texas (est. in 1845)
- NOT ALL OF US ARE BAPTIST
- located in the 19th poorest city
- Home of the NCAA Champs womens basketball team
- BU 35 vs. A&M 34 (OT) in football
- girls out number guys 60% to 40%
- we suck at football but we know how to party
- SSSS to UT, TTU, and A&M
- only private university in the BIG 12
- we have 2 Olympians
- Michael Johnson (one of the fastest men in the world) is an alumni
- no such thing as Coke or Pepsi on campus
- freshman (the Baylor Line) run onto the football field before every home game
- we have the largest independent stage production, put on by the students---SING!
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Founded in 1845, it is the oldest university in Texas still operating under its original name, the oldest in Texas is Southwestern. Founded on Southern Baptist ideals, it has developed into a Doctoral granting institution consistently ranked as one of America's top 100 universities.It is one of the last institutions of Higher Learning in the World that still holds that both Faith and Knowledge can go hand in hand.
There are many sons and daughters of the wealthy, but Baylor's generosity in financial aid has balanced the student population into a more diverse institution economically and racially. Recently, Baylor has gone through a period of rapid expansion and is making great strides to become a Tier 1 University. It hat also managed to have great success with athletics (barring Football). All of this without compromising the core integrity if its Christian values.
Many argue that Waco is the worst college town in the Big 12 conference, and there is more to substantiate that than not. However, many students who attend Baylor choose to define themselves and their college experience as greater than a drunken stooper. I personally have seen the Baylor students take the initiative to help and love the Waco population more so than I have seen anywhere else.
So, if you define yourself as a Temperate, loving person who would rather take a weekend to take care of the poor rather than get wasted at a party, then come to Baylor.
Description of weekends
Texas A&M student:drunk as hell "...and then I poked the cow with my finger and it FELL OVER oh..my...god it was AMAZING! Let's have sex!"
UT Austin student:obviously suffering from an inferiority complex " ...so out football team was like BOOM, and then out baskeball team was like bam, and I was like 'Yeah, that's right we're TEXAS' cus' I go to F&%#ING UT BABY!"
Texas Tech student: "oh s&%$... remeber that janitor I though was cute...I think he gave me herpies"
Baylor University student: "um...I spent saturday at a homeless shelter and then had some drinks with some friends that evening...then I went to church and studied on sunday..."
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When a male Baylor student acts, looks, and talks gay, but for some reason isn't (or is questionable). A large portion of the male students at Baylor are Baylor Gay, making Baylor quite the confusing place for a gaydar.
-Hey, is Johnny gay?
-I dont know, I think he is, but he is really conservative and christian.
-Then he is Baylor Gay
-Oh, that makes sense
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