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BearTrap

To flirt shamelessly with a guy until he likes you back, at which point you stop talking to him (to set the bait until he likes you back, at which point you shut the bear trap). Used most commonly as a relief for boredom.

Hey, did you hear Jimmy asked me to prom? Yeah, I totally beartrap -ped him into that. Hahaha.

by Coral McGrabbers May 10, 2011

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Beartrap

What you should teabag.

Insanity Wolf:
Finds a beartrap
Teabag it!

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 30, 2017

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beartrap

1) a large metal device soon to be featured in the winter olympics.

especially in down hill skiing and ice hockey!

beartraps arent that funny!

by sammysox April 6, 2010

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Beartrap

A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.

Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.

James: What did she say to do?

Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.

by ol' saddleface November 16, 2010

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beartrap

Inserting your penis into a womans mouth while she is sleeping

I ended up in the hospital after I gave Khaled's mom a beartrap.

by Overneath! August 4, 2008

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Bonduel Beartrap

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

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Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

by D Parently April 6, 2010

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