beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.

Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.

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beat around the bush

beat around the bush means to jack off.

When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!

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beating around the bush

fucking a girl who doesnt shave

"If i were you, i wouldnt have sex with her. You'd be beating around the bush."

"Why man?"

"'Cause she doesnt shave it!"

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beating around the bush

jerking off around a vagina

yeah baby i'm beating around the bush. let me get off next your pussy.

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beating around the bush

"beating" see masturbating; "bush" see vagina

stop beating around the bush; let's slap skins

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beat-around dog

a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around

"that kid is such a beat-around dog"

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