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Like doggy style, but more majestic.
Wench, may I mount thee and doth t beautiful beast until we both cum all ov'r?
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Hot or handsome guy with ugly girlfriend or wife
"Jerry's easy on the eyes, but not sure about the wife - he's a beautiful beast."
When you shave the dick clean so it’s smooth as fuck and the balls are buried in hair
When he pulled down his pants that shit was like the beauty and the beast
When something really good happens esp after you been working at it for awhile
You find your keys after looking for them for an hour
Your roommate: what are you looking for
You: my fucking keys are lost- oh here they are! Beauty and the beast!