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When a co-worker with nothing better to do holds you hostage in your own cubical, regaling you with stories that are simultaneously offensive and confrontationally boring.
Dude, I saw you got beckered for like an hour this morning.
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A reference to a general feminine alcoholic drink such as a Appletini, cosmopolitan, blow job (Shot), Cake-Shot, wine coolers, etc.
Australian Origin.
John and Rick go to the bar together. John orders a beer, and Rick orders a cosmo.
John: "Holy, crap did you just order a becker?"
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A CBS sitcom that aired from 1997-2002 that starred Ted Danson as John Becker, an irascable, inner-city Bronx family-practitioner who is always irritated by something. His character is often bitter over the breakup of two marriages and steers away from long-term relationships as a result. His character is an atheist, cheap, stingy, a nicotene addict, drives a beat up clunker and lives in a mediocre apartment under a hooker. Becker found love in the last season with Chris (short for Christine), played by Nancy Travis. The two never got married. The show was cancelled in 2002 and in the last episode, Becker realized his own happiness.
Characters of the show:
Bob: a grungy, sleezy, lazy, pervert who resembles Fonzie from Happy Days and became Becker's aprtment supervisor in the last season. He has a crush on Reggie, the owner of the diner and his former classmate in high school.
Reggie: owned the diner next to Becker's office. Was the love interest of Bob. She is easily annoyed, desperate, sarcastic, lonely and bitter.
Margaret: the head of Becker's front office. She is a loving, harmonious, Christian woman who often advices Becker.
Linda: also works in Becker's front office. She is a bimbo, irrational, lazy and dates only convicts.
Jake: is blind and runs the newspaper stand in Reggie's diner. He is smart, analytical and sarcastic. Often close to Becker.
Chris: Becker's girlfriend in the last season who replaced Reggie as the diner's new owner. She is affectionate, compassionate and the only one who remotely understands Becker.
Becker was the only recent sitcom I actually enjoyed. Too bad it was cancelled without an official series finale.
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In Ohio, a slang term for a homosexual who dates other men but still claims to be a heterosexual because he is embarrassed about being gay.
His boyfriend may be a becker, but he loves him nevertheless.
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Becker is a TV show about a guy named Dr. John Becker who is bitter, lonely, pesimistic, rude, and funny as hell to watch. Becker's part is played by actor Ted Danson, (see also: Cheers; Sam Malone). He frequents a local cafe, the owner of which is played by actress Terry Farrell (see also: Deep Space 9; Jadzia Dax).
Did you catch that new episode of Becker last night?
Sure did, that guy Becker really cracks me up!
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A Becker is a complete mess. Most virgin males experiance a Becker during their first attempt at sex. It is a quick, frustrating and bizare experience that leaves the female feeling confused and humbled.
Jane: How was your date with Scott?
Jill: I was Beckered last night.
Jane: What happened?
Jill: Well, after 3 minutes of sex in the wrong hole while he drooled on my back and blew ass, he flipped me over, punched me in the face, then forced himself to throw up on my tits. After it was over, he said "that'll be $5."
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a person who says dumb stuff. can have a big cold sore. Is funny without trying to be funny
Your not even a ghost BEcker
I have a bad feeling about this BEcker
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