Beej

1. A humorous term for saying Blowjob.

2. You can alos use it as an I.O.U

3. Can be in the form of sloppy or dry

1. Hey babe, wanna give me a beej?

2. "Thanks for helping me complete my assignment man, I'll give you beej".

3. James: "Why don't you give me a sloppy beej?"

Marcus: "Nah! I'll make it dry, cause your a fag!"

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Beejing

A sexual fetish. One person (the beejer) finds another person and murders them. After letting the body marinate for about 2 days, the eyeballs are harvested as well as most of the victim's body hair. This hair is then woven through the optic nerve of both eyeballs, creating a string of anal beads. These are then inserted into the beejer's butthole.

"Do you want to go beejing?"
"I did a beej last night. The eyballs were especially squishy."

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Beej

Bee`ge. To perform oral sex for man. Also referred to as a Blow-Job. Slang term for Blow-Job. Using the letter "B" and then promptly followed by the letter "J" to pronounciate.

It is considered wise, (when on a date with a female), to command the woman to either "Beej or Beej gone!"

"Yo, Biddie.. just beej or beej gone!"

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No Beej

Someone you would want a blow job from under any circumstances. Comes from the game Beej, Maybeej, No Beej.

George: What do you think of her?

John: No Beej!

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Beej

Blowjob

Tyler's Dad offered him a beej and he said OKAY!

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Beej

Slang for...

-Beef, as in hunk, hulk, or incredible hulk.
-A stellar beach.
-A surf board.

"Elvis sure was a huck-a-Beej o' burnin' love." (girls scream and faint)

"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."

"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."

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beej

The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)

"that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday"

"i love getting road beej'd"

"give me a beej"

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