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Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!
Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
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Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
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is the act of drinking beer, anywhere & anytime.
me: Beering?
friend: Sure
me: let's fucking go
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A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
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An English prepositional phrase coined by the great Bonnie Grace. To be under the influence of or have consumed multiple beers. Alternatively, meaning to be fucking awesome.
Cartwheels should rarely be attempted while on the beer.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
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