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v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place
If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box
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He's daddy. He's fucking smexy and sonekendgsjwbsjdbd oml yes! Beetlejuice is my daddy! My master! He can fuck my hole!
Beetlejuice: *breathes*
Me: hUAAAH *orgasm*
Beetlejuice: *lenny face*
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Noun •
cursed 👀
If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝
Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:
• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics
Follow these simple steps and you can
"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"
A Tim Burton Film. And also the best film ever made. A clever and diverse way of looking at the recently deceased. A freelanced bio-exorcist.
Lets go smoke some dope and watch that film by tim burton called beetlejuice.
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A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com
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To mention someone who you haven't seen in a while. Particularly someone you(and others) don't wish to see.
First girl: "I haven't seen crazy crack-y Jackie in a while."
Second Girl: "SSSSSSHHHHHH.. Don't beetlejuice, her, I don't want her showing up here!!!"
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a cracked out midget with the most messed up teeth ever. goatizzles role model
beet with friends and a stripper for two bucks!
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