bejesus

the thing or state of being that we know and yet do not know, fear and yet do not fear.

I knew he wanted to slap the bejesus out of me for that comment, but I didn't care.

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bejesus

A term old people use to describe how messed up they got after smoking "the weed".

I smoked the bejesus out of me.

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bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

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bejesus

Elements of personal awareness, sense of being, composure; 2 fear of god, spiritual anxiety

The first time I saw that lady's stare it spooked the bejesus out of me, I mean I almost lost a load!

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East Bejesus

A particularly remote, inconvenient location. Akin to the informal use of 'Siberia.'

"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."

Also:

"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."

freakin bejesus

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians

You scared the freakin bejesus out of me man!!!!

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Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

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