bejizzled

something Chris Kee said

He just IM'd me and said "bejizzled"...I dunno

Bejizzle

When you cum on someone and leave it there to crystallise

- Omg Tim just bejizzled Laura yesterday.
- I know, she was sparkling in the sun. Now she has the skin of a killer

Bejizzle

Contamporary urban version of the irish expletive bejesus

Bejizzle I need a pizzle ma nizzle!

Meaning o my, goodness gracious etc.