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Belgian Waffle

N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.

"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."

by G.M.H. January 16, 2010

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belgian waffles

tasty treats

belgian waffles those are some tasty treats

by stoutmemes March 18, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Belgian Waffle

A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.

"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"

by Not James. May 3, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


Belgian Waffle

A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!

by JGTLBB February 12, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

"OUCH, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES"

by Danny Do Shit May 31, 2016

25๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Belgian Waffle

Son of a #$@%

Shut up you Hot Belgian Waffle.

by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022


belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

by christian holmes April 19, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž