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Bender

A kick ass robot on Futurama who smokes, drinks, and steals with style. He has a dream of killing all humans. His full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez/ Bending Unit 22. His best friend is Fry and he loves turtles because they remind him of himself.

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" (it is BITE my shiny metal ass. Many people think that it is KISS my shiny metal ass, but it's not and they can go screw themselves!)

by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten July 25, 2005

1994๐Ÿ‘ 824๐Ÿ‘Ž


BENDER

The act of being high or drunk from the use of illegal drugs and or alcohol it large amounts.

Commonly associated with alcohol and being drunk from the time you wake you up till the time you pass out and waking up and doing it again.

Also associated with the use of illegal drugs where alcohol is usually consumed but you do not sleep for a period of 24 hours up to days.

My buddy went on a real bender this weekend. It wasn't just his usual coke binge, he started off friday morning using opiods and benzos, then by noon he was drinking liquor, and then he got into his coke about 3 a.m. when the party started to wind down. He stayed up until sunday at noon doing coke and drinking before he crashed.

by sumyunguy6786786 January 9, 2011

75๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bender

4+ days spent doing absurd things to your body including, but not limited to: an increased intake of drugs (hard ones: cocaine, xanax, percs), alcohol, or bad decisions. Benders are normally followed by 4+ days of come down. Benders result in a loss of friends, money, and brain cells. If it doesn't, it's not a real bender.

"Dude I just got off a 5 day bender. I have a warrant out for my arrest, I blew $500 worth of cocaine, and I lost atleast half of my brain cells."

by hahahafhjdkhfjdksalhf January 5, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bender

1. a drinking spree;
2. a male homosexual;
3. a recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho.

Every Saturday night, these benders go on a bender on their Benders.

by Loki the Croaky August 6, 2005

880๐Ÿ‘ 466๐Ÿ‘Ž


bender

a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.

A. that kid sucks.
B. yea hes a bender

by gongshow July 2, 2007

303๐Ÿ‘ 158๐Ÿ‘Ž


benders

A collection of homosexuals.

i.e. Do you know them two next door? They are a pair of benders.

by Paul Blue October 29, 2006

102๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bender

1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.

"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender

by Bender22 November 30, 2006

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