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Starting a relationship in reverse.
We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
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(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
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Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
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The act of dating all the siblings from one family, from oldest to youngest, and eventually marrying the youngest sibling.
Dude, is Tom going to pull a Benjamin Buttons? He only has one sister left.
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When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.
Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies
Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it
Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
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Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
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When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis
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