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berlusconi's is a particular type of shoes, very very high heeled, used by people suffering from dwarfism (or by people suffering from inferiority complex) in order to look higher
italians wear willingly black berlusconi's
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The great and magnificent Prime Minister of Italy. Look up his hilarious quotes on wikiquote.org. Besides being the PM, he's also a playboy, the former owner of AC Milan, and may other things. Did I mention that he gets lots of hot women?
Berlusconi has said many great things, some hilarious, some wise and some both:
- on President Barack Obama:
"Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly"
"I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller,"
--- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor
-On his own balding:
"I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out"
-On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning."
-On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language."
There's a lot more........
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A specific type of shoe a man wears when they are deficient in height. A Berlusconi Shoe has specific characteristics such as having a higher than average heal and/or thick sole to pack in those vitally needed inches and is usually made out of polished leather. Named after the world famous Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, a well known advocate and wearer of this type of shoe, standing at a mere 5' 4'' (1.65 m) his shoes together with crafty camera angles allowed him to look a little taller on television.
Frank: Wow Joe! Has Tony grown a couple of inches taller?
Joe: Nah, he just went down to the new shoe shop and bought himself some Berlusconi shoes.
Frank: Aaah makes sense Joe... damn those heals are thicc!
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