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When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.
Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.
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When a girl eats a man’s ass, jerks him off, and tickles his balls all at the same time.
Karen gave Steve a Bermuda Triangle, he forgot where he was!
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Bermuda length means shorts that are cut right at or right above the knee.
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Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES
The appearance of a lady's nether regions following intercourse with three simultaneous cocks.
I was going to fuck her, then I saw she had a Bermuda trihole and I was like "I'm outta here"
The area in your car between the seat and the armrest where where objects are never found again.
"yo wheres the juul at"
"fuck probably fell in the bermuda triangle again"
"fuck"
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Rubbing ones penis with Lotrimin, and then putting said penis into some type of drink, preferably Dr. Pepper.
Honus: This Dr. Pepper tastes kind of weird.
Mordecai: Thats probably because I made it a Bermuda Cocktail.
Honus: What the tits?!?!
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An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank
We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.