To take a shit, which is big, brown, and funny sounding.
Brb, i gotta go drop a bernie mac.
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A euphemism for marijuana. Hanging out with bernie mac constitutes a smoke session.
hey man, bernie mac and i are coming over to hang out
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ohmg it's bernie-mac code orange!!!
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A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
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A ridiculous looking suit that in no way is appropriate to wear anytime other than on halloween.
Person 1: "is it halloween ?"
Person 2: "No. why?"
person 1: "because Chris is wearing his Bernie Mac Suit"
Person 2: "That is in no way appropriate for this occasion"
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.
Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked
The Bernie Mac.