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bernie mac

To take a shit, which is big, brown, and funny sounding.

Brb, i gotta go drop a bernie mac.

by Mr. Snowy March 2, 2006

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bernie mac

A euphemism for marijuana. Hanging out with bernie mac constitutes a smoke session.

hey man, bernie mac and i are coming over to hang out

by alltootechnical2 January 24, 2011

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bernie-mac

bernie-mac stealing a jacket

ohmg it's bernie-mac code orange!!!

by BERHISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS April 26, 2010

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Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

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Bernie Mac suit

A ridiculous looking suit that in no way is appropriate to wear anytime other than on halloween.

Person 1: "is it halloween ?"

Person 2: "No. why?"

person 1: "because Chris is wearing his Bernie Mac Suit"

Person 2: "That is in no way appropriate for this occasion"

by freedogger March 19, 2010

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Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 16, 2010


The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 21, 2013