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verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.
b) to almost kill someone
"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."
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Quite simply the best power forward in the game right now. He combines finesse with brute strength, and talent with grit. He's got it all, he can score or set up a pretty goal or lay a clean hit to change the momentum of a game and isn't afraid to crash the net.
He's a good guy with a family and kids that contributes to charity like all the Canucks, he stood up for his team mate, best friend and captain and made a mistake like all we all do; he has more than paid for his.
Any team would be lucky to have a player like Todd on their team. He's one of the most popular(he led all western conference vote getters for the 03/04 season) and hated players in the league (either jealous or afraid). Arguably one of the most exciting players as well; when he and linemate Naslund click, they're unstoppable.
I love Todd Bertuzzi, he's an amazing hockey player.
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To attempt to remedy a situation only making it worse because of your own stupidity.
Man, trying to put out a fire with gasoline sure was a Bertuzzi on my part!
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1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
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To cause one to lose the use of legs.
I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.
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To prolong ones golfing season and hope no one gets injured.
I was about to swing and it wasn't my fault you stepped in the way of the club and cracked your head open.
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