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a cruel and vindictive bitch. thinks shes really popular and cool but she really isnt. dont date them cause theyre eternally ungrateful and rude. they make up lies about their exes so they ruin their reputations. even her own friends kind of hate her and she will send you hate speech and mean shit cause shes bitter and itll be for absolutely no reason. dont trust them
Guy 1: Bro bethel and i broke up last week
Guy 2: whos decision
Guy 1: hers
Guy 2: damn sorry dude
Guy 1: dont be she keeps making up shit about me
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Bethell’s are usually very dirty minded and have small cocks and likes to receive it up the ass by massive horses called Albert. Bethell’s are usually gay and loves a good old Mexican gayboy. Bethell is very sexual and likes to fuck anything and anyone he sees and says “any holes a goal” Bethell looks a lot like Jay of The Inbetweeners and acts like him aswell. He loves a good old blow job by anything and anyone and especially little Spanish gay queers called Carlos de La Gay
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a school where there is a teacher that like girls over boys Bethel
Dont like girls over boy Bethel
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Bethell’s are usually very dirty minded and have small cocks and likes to receive it up the ass by massive horses called Albert. Bethell’s are usually gay and loves a good old Mexican gayboy. Bethell is very sexual and likes to fuck anything and anyone he sees and says “any holes a goal” Bethell looks a lot like Jay of The Inbetweeners and acts like him aswell. He loves a good old blow job by anything and anyone and especially little Spanish gay queers called Carlos de La Gay.
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Tiny little town in CT. Most people that live there are called bethelites.
Where everyone has been to Dr. Mike's and Blue Jay Orchards.
And every kid in town has worked at Bethel Food grocery store.
Everyone either goes to BHS, or Immaculate, and upon graduation at least half went to UCONN.
You feel like a minority if you don't go to St. Mary's
P.T. Barnum Square is known as "the green"
Only one Movie theater in the entire town and half the people that live there doesn’t know it exists.
P.T. Barnum was born here.
Everyone knows where Greenwood Avenue is.
Everyone is most likely Irish and/or Italian.
Everyone has partied Capellaro's Grove at least once.
The most exciting thing in this town was waiting for carnival to come.
All people consider everyone in Danbury to be ghetto.
The best diner is the Sycamore.
Everyone gives directions by saying "OK, you'll cross over some railroad tracks..."
All the Berry kids hated the Rockwell kids, or went to Rockwell and hated the Berry kids
Everyone knows who "Ikey" is
Everyone’s parents fought to keep McDonalds, Target, and Big Y from coming to town
All the kids attended DARE class with Officer DeLuca, but almost all of them became potheads, or doing other various drugs.
Bethel can be broken down by Chimney Heights, Stony Hill, Downtown, and 302
Where we joke about the "Small Town Thugs"
Everyone can vaguely make out their neighbor's house through the trees.
Every Sunday breakfast is at O'Neil's or Jacqueline's.
Where no one locks their front doors when they leave the house.
Whenever anyone is asked from this town, they say "Danbury"
Everyone knows where "The Little Red School House," is regardless of its present color
Where everyone's mom knows everyone in town and not be far from the truth.
There are more pizza places than anything else.
It’s where I-84 takes you everywhere you want to be
Where no one pronounces the T in WestConn
It's inevitable that no matter what bar you go to, no matter where in Fairfield County you live, you WILL see someone you went to high school with...
"I live by Danbury, it's a town called, "Bethel,CT"
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The soft succulent area of skin between a woman's vagina and her sweet anus.
Ah, the Bridge of Bethel, but of course. (Must use weird European accent.)
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1. College girls who appear to be from college but still have the mindset and tendencies of a high school girl.
2. Girls that are so conservative they don't know how to interact with the opposite sex and find guys creepers when they are talked to.
3. The girls that may flirt a lot but when it comes down to it they wouldn't do anything. See also Fake A Hoe
Mom: Hey Dan watch out for those girls in college..
Dan: O no worries they're all Bethel Girls they don't talk to guys.
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