better than sex

Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.

That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.

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Better Than A Wank

An excuse or a reason that guys use if they fuck an ugly or fat chick.

Jim: I can't believe you fucked that fat chick last nite
Bob: Better than a wank
Jim: True, true

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BETTER THAN OZZY

(adj.) Usually referring to Ronnie James Dio, immediate successor to Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath, but could refer to any vocalist for Black Sabbath. BETTER THAN OZZY means possessing more musical talent than Ozzy Osbourne.

Lame-O: Dude, "War Pigs" is so badass!

Awesome-O: HAHA! "War Pigs" is nothing compared to "The Devil Cried"!

Lame-O: Why?

Awesome-O: Because Dio is BETTER THAN OZZY!!!

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Better than you

I am better than you in every way. Whether it be in looks, intelligence, humor, prestige or social standing.

I am better than you.

You: Hi! How are you today?

Me: Better than you.

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better than sex

A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.

Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).

If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.

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better than awesome

a phrase used to describe Jason and Jacey, and anything they do together. "better than awesome" cannot be defined, because it's impossible to put into words how awesome it truly is.

She thinks he's better than awesome.

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Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.