beyblading

Much like ripcording, during sex anal beads are fully inserted into the rectum of the receiving partner. Once they are all inside, stand to the side, and pull them out at full force whilst shouting "LET IT RIP!". Then demand her bit beast.

"I was beyblading my girlfriend last night so hard the suction caused the contents of her plumbing to fly out and hit the wall and now I need to buy paint."

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beyblade

A fighting top

The two children were avid Beyblade fans.

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the Beyblade

when you finger a girl up the ass (two or more fingers required no lube) and you suddenly pull them out as hard and fast as you can like a beyblade. (all inclusive can be done to any gender)

man: hey wanna try the beyblade?
woman: sure whats that?
2 minutes later
man: beyblade beyblade let it rip!
woman: ~uncontrollable crying~

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beyblade

A customizable spinning battle top (or "high preformance") with a spin blade base, spin gear, weight disk, attack ring, aqnd usually a but chip with a bit-beast used in a beystadium against other beyblade. It is also a show about some kids who beyblade called the baldebreakers. Kai is the hottest ^_^

Kai totally beat Tyson's Dragoon with his new DM Dranzer Beyblade!

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beyblade

A rip-cord powered spinning to, which has established a place in the market as a hip new toy by means of an incomprehensable cartoon.

I used to like pokemon so much I had to buld an extention to my house to keep the merchandise in, but no I don't like that anymore, coz' Batblad is cewl!

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The Beyblade

When you are lying down naked yell “beyblades, beyblades let it rip!” Then viciously rip out anal beads from a girls ass as she is balancing on your penis then she proceeds to spin on your tip like a fucking beyblade.

The Beyblade

“Yo dude I just beybladed this bitch and she broke my fucking window.”

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beyblade

Wacky japanese trash on Saturday morning TV which involves intense, action packed, non-stop SPINNING TOP BATTLES. SPINNING TOP BATTLES. SPINNING. TOP. BATTLES.

"Hyyyaaaa! Go spinning top! Do your wirlwind attack!" *spinning top listens somehow, and does the attack* "Yeyyy! I won!" *starts jacking off*

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