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to hoard something.
to hoard something of necessity that you have too much of to expend
I'm going to bezos these cupcakes I stole from the baker. I'm not gonna eat them all but I'll keep them with me nonetheless.
A CEO/Entrepreneur who was born in 1964.
Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!
This Dimension's Lex Luthor
Jeff Bezos is literally just Lex Luthor at this point.
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When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
I have a pretty busy day tomorrow so I’m just gonna Jeff Bezos it a little tonight.
Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
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A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.
I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!