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Bible

Christian version of tv

Can't be bothered so Bible

by Green_Goblin May 19, 2015

41๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible

A collection of scriptures written by men such as, but not limited to, Moses, David, Solomon, Daniel, Matthew, Mark, Luke, Peter, James, John, and Paul (formerly Saul). All were inspired by God and are considered holy and good for teaching, reproof, correction, & for training in righteousness. While faith is required, archeology has proven many aspects of Biblical accounts of history to be true, even by secularists who deny any supernatural elements. The Bible teaches that a virgin gave birth to the Son of God, (virgin birth sounds silly but God can do whatever he wants, because he literally controls the universe, so the point is moot). This Person, Jesus, lived sinlessly and was killed for telling the truth about his Godly nature and the hypocrisy of religious leaders of the time. He rose again three days later and his followers spread this message, with some receiving devine inspiration for their writings.

I love reading the Bible, it is so encouraging in these dark times

by Charlie 27 December 25, 2020

66๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible

A large book well over 1,000 pages written about a single subject (i.e. Christianity, chicken, heck, even a dictionary could be the bible of words.).

Jake: "Hey guys! Wanna read my Gun Bible?"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"

by crisisT47 July 15, 2016

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible

Basically, the Oprah of early times

If the bible says it, its gotta be true

by Mr. Seuss, PhD June 5, 2011

78๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible

The best sci-fi fantasy book ever

Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible

by Fukbois r ded May 6, 2018

124๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible

Free fuel for the fireplace

Oh, a bible... well it's getting cold so why the hell not

by Whothefckreadsdis November 23, 2019

92๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible

a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt

Come open this bible *winks*

by oovaa January 2, 2021

21๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž