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A phrase used to describe someone who has done nothing wrong.
Phillippe to Lyle: "You're a Big hot tranny mess"
Lyle smiles.
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Big Hot Gay Men are usually homosexual barbies that are flawless in every manner they can please you in 1000 different ways and 1000 more with your holes they are the pinnacle of sexual desire in the homosexual culture
Hey Ryan look at James Charles he must be part of the Big Hot Gay Men Society
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When two big burly black men get in a fighting ring together and end up having sex and licking each others cum out of their assholes and then they pick the biggest one out of the crowd and gangrape them
Tyrone and Shaquise had big hot gay men buttsex in the ring the other day and then buttraped my buddy Eric.
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The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had
Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.
Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.
Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
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Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, except the girl has to be British and squat at a jaunty half squat position over your chest with a watch in her hand wearing a Monocle and screaming “Big Ben says Drop your knickers, it’s Tea Time. Prepare to receive the Queen’s Crumpets!” then shitz on your chest.
Me to my boyfriend “are you hungry for some tea and crumpets? How about a Hot Big Ben?” (Drops knickers ,Pulls out watch and monocle).
After exhausting all other sexual adventures. You convince your girl to let you give her a dirty Sanchez and then you try to throat fuck the mustache off of her.It helps if she is a big girl with no morals or self esteem!
Dude my chick is a freak and will do anything.
anything? will she let you give her a Big Debbie Hot Pocket?
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