bijan

the art of deception

"Wow he sure can bijan with that deck o cards I tell ya what."

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bijan (female)

Bijan is funny, outgoing, crazy, annoying, and dependable all at the same time! She loves performing on stage and loves music. She isn't popular and doesn't care. She may seem shy at first, but trust me shes not! She loves food, and loves being around people she knows and loves. Often get judged for being weird but Bijan doesn't care. Everything you look for in a friend pretty much!

stranger: Hey, isn't Bijan (female) really shy?

Bijans Best friend: Aw hell naw, shes crazy

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Bijan Azizi

A Persian kid who is fast. And is always sweaty. Bijan is often referred to as Tarzan. He does not like it. I’m sorry for bijan

That is Bijan Azizi

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bijan job

When Bijan Izadi inspects Joe DeFilippo's huge brass balls using a forklift and metal detector, much to the chagrin of Sam Ovens.

Joe had a Bijan job last week and got the all clear.

Sloppy Bijan

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.