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Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor
A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in
Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky
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A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
Bingley Handshake
The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived
Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.
Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard
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