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binocular

another word for rad or cool
due to the fact it sounds nicee.

dangg shits binocular!

by everydaybinocular June 27, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


binoculars

Forming a circle around each testicle using your index finger and thumb and therefore making your testicles appear as the lenses of a pair of binoculars.
Part of the "Penis game" = 4 kicks

Dude, we just gave Denver the binoculars! That kid is so gay i bet he loved it.

by Andrew Roote June 26, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

24๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


binoculared pig

A very offensive term for people wearing glasses.

Do not call anyone else a binoculared pig unless you wear glasses yourself.

by Sexydimma December 8, 2013

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Binoculars

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.

Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."

by Dr. Noch's August 11, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Binoculars

When a guy cumโ€™s in your eyes

Last night he gave me a new set of baby binoculars.

by Jorbee December 7, 2019