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bioshock

youre this bitch ass guy with a sweater going to see your relatives in a plane ride but then it crashes because even god hates you and then you go underwaeter and theres thios bitch who fuckin loves potatoes and then you do things that can be considered homosexual and then theres these fuckers called sploicers and bog doddos and these little bitches you can kill or save but who CARES

''dude have you played bioshock it's so amazing''

''no i haven't played bioshock because i'm an asshole''

by bootyshock December 25, 2011

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Bioshock

1. A super badass game that makes you kill crying people that are crazy and/or paranoid,Shoot gaint diving suits, and capture little girls

2. You life getting shocked...what were you expecting?

3. Something that would probably get confused for Biohazard(Resident Evil) in Japan.

Dude Bioshock is BADASS MAN!

by blahblahblah do you care? January 21, 2009

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Bioshock

A great FPS game, which sadly enough is defective by design. Buyers of the game will get to install it two times after which they are told they do not legally own the game anymore and need to buy a new copy. Also, their registry is now filled with possibly dangerous rootkit technology.

Hey man, this bioshock game is cool, but I bet it would look even cooler if I upgrade my system!
*upgrades system*
"You are not allowed to install this game, thank you for choosing 2K and SecuROM. Have a nice day."

by fishmeester September 1, 2007

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BioShock Infinite

A first-person shooter with the most amazing gameplay and story I ever seen. You are Booker DeWiit who has to find a girl to wipe away a gamblimg debt it takes place in Columbia a city in the sky that succeeded from the union, so the best way to describe the people that live there are The Flying Racist!!! and the best part of the game is that you get to shoot them on the face with carabines, hand cannons, shot guns, sniper rifles or you can make them shoot themselves on the face with Vigors!!! another awesome type of weapon in this game.

Call Of Duty Black Ops 2= Had 20 hollywood writers and still had a shitty story
BioShock Infinite = A couple of creative people and it had a one of the most original story on gaming

by XDaisuke117X July 5, 2013

131๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bioshock 2

Amazing sequel to Bioshock. Have fun experiencing the story of a life time whilst running around as a Big Daddy and kicking major ass. One of the greatest games ever.

"Dude, Bioshock 2 was even more amazing than the first!"

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

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Bioshock 2's Multiplayer

Developed by Digital Extremes and published by 2K games.

The vast majority of the High Ranking players pick the cheap Electrobolt/Elephant Gun loadout, which requires zero skill to use. Any loadouts that are effective against countering these players are considered "noob" and bawwww/ragequit about them only for them to use it themselves.

Instead of allowing the player to host a server on the PC version and pick whatever they want, the developers, much like most of the ones in the past 2 years (see Modern Warfare 2), got dropped on the head and decided to use a match maker, which typically puts the player in matches that are almost over or with scores such as 490-10 and placing the player on the losing team or in matches with the host lagging and disconnecting everyone.

A Map Pack the Rapture Metro was released in May 11 2010 for Multiplayer. In it contains 6 new maps for user's enjoyment. Unlike the Tester Pack or the Character Map Pack, which were already included in the original game files (you still had to pay money just to use them), not everyone has the DLC. As a result they never show up on the match maker. 2K officials have promised a future patch giving a DLC map loadout but no patch was ever developed. In addition, the last DLC "Minerva's Den" was not released on the PC.

The overall lack of polish in Bioshock 2's multiplayer mode may have contributed to an annoucement that Bioshock Infinite may not have multiplayer shipped with it upon it's release.

Player 1: "Well Bioshock 2's Multiplayer was one of the biggest disappointments of my life. I spent $10 on the DLC map pack and I learned I can't even play it 99% of the time."

Player 2: "Stfu go play it on a private match"

by Quantumity October 7, 2010

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Andrew Ryan from Bioshock Fan

although he was crazy, you find yourself agreeing with everything he says no matter how cruel or crazy it sounds, why do you do this? because Andrew Ryan is a genius and perhaps the smartest fictional video game character to ever live

I have been an Andrew Ryan from Bioshock Fan ever since he started telling me about Rapture and what it was truly capable of.

by Neptuner January 18, 2009

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